It's been 160 days since last Christmas.
It's now 205 days till next Christmas...
See? We're not even half way yet.
Which can mean only one thing. yes indeedy..... the [un]civil servants are emailing round the lunch menu for their Christmas "do".
F.F.S. - endless weeks of "I'm starting with praws, then having slamon"etc. etc. and countless discussions about what party frock they are going to wear (and that's just the blokes).
Feck off!!! Not even got my holidays sorted out yet.