Wednesday, 1 February 2012


OK. OK. I don't want to get into the should they/shouldn't they about the removal of Fred Goodwins gong.

BUT. What sort of a world are we living in when a banker who makes (admittedly "massive") mistakes gets his knighthood taken off him, but *ahem* super star bug-eyed scouse git Sir Paul "Feckin'" McCartney gets to keep his after crimes against humanity....
I give you the mop-top, twats new "jazz" offering ....
"Sir" Paul and his mop top chums all but killed off popular jazz in the UK in the 60's and now he has the affront to bring out this putrid bilge?

I can hardly even bring myself to use the blessed "J" word, but it is "Jazz Lite" of the worst possible sort. It's dross not even fit for "School-run-mum's" (if anything it's aimed at "School-run-grannies").

Buy it and listen to it if you must, but never, ever talk to me about it.

Simply put? The man deserves a burning tyre placed over his head.
At the very least, give Mark Chapman an early release, a loaded revolver, a cheap super saver rail ticket and a map of the Mull of Kintyre.