Bit of “dry skin” on the old face this morning. So, not that I’m one of those there “meterosexuals” you understand, thought I’d bung on a bit of the old moisturiser. Oh yes.
Slather it on… a good skoosh into the hand then a vigorous rub. Not a bit like those eejits you see on the adverts.
Thing is..the “eejits” probably check the tube before applying.
Face now covered in Ibruprofen pain killer gel..
I feel all numb now L.